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Dattebayo fails for the first time in 2009

2009/05/06

Breaking Dattebayo's zero-failure policy earlier this morning, Dattebayo has released unsynched audio/video version of Ghost 05. Following this event, a number of users have joined in #db irc channel and spewed out demands like they are entitled to receiving quality programming from Dattebayo. Here's an example of one such user:

01:24 <shallowpro> db's always sucked but never this bad
01:27 <shallowpro> anyway this is the worst release ever proves that db is worthless
01:27 <shallowpro> how can u even release this fucking garbage
01:33 <shallowpro> its like 10 sec off
01:33 <shallowpro> piece of shit
01:37 <shallowpro> go to db's website it's like the most hilarious and pathetic fansub site in history
01:38 <word> shallowpro: what compared to the flashridden phpbb-based shitstorms of other fansubs?
01:39 <shallowpro> they probably finished their horrible job on 05
01:39 <shallowpro> watched the first 2 seconds and said duh looks good
01:39 <shallowpro> then went to sleep cause they have school in the morning
01:41 <shallowpro> its garbage believ me
01:49 <shallowpro> anyway
01:49 <shallowpro> get a fucking qc in ur shitty group and stop releasing garbage

Incase you were wondering what the REAL reason for the fuckup is, you might want to take a look at the Japanese calendar and notice what day it is today. In light of this newly found information, we present you the image of the conditions under which Ghost05 was released:

Some technical information about the image above:

Temperature: 28C
Internet connection speed: 144kbps
Sunlight: lots
Laptop screen visibility: none
Care level about releasing animu during holiday: Absofuckinglutely zero.

Now that you're done reading this, we pulled the original version and aren't even going to bother calling the new release V2 because it was such an epic fuckup.

NOTE: DO NOT CONTACT US ABOUT "TORRENT NOT ALLOWED BY TRACKER" IF YOU DIDN'T DOWNLOAD THE TORRENT FROM OUR SITE. WE DON'T CARE. IF YOU DO GET THAT MESSAGE, RE-DOWNLOAD THE TORRENT. ASKING ABOUT THIS WILL GET YOU BANNED.

Grab the new version here.

Your friendly Dattebayo staff